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Holyear & Teethson

Type of program: Screen Saver
Supported platforms: Win 3.1 or better
Company name: R.I. Soft Systems
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Cost: $8.00
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This spoof features a set of teeth, [with one gold one in front] boxing an ear. After dancing around the ring for a bit, the teeth bit a chunk of the ear away, and spit on the floor. If you register, your $8 will get the full version of this program, plus a “Mikey Likes Ears” screen saver. This one features our gold toothed friend eating assorted “cereals”, including lots of funny sound effects. Not exactly high moral content, but loads of fun anyway.

As with all their screen savers, you can pay for this one or join their ScreenSaver club. If you do, you pay either $34.95 plus s&h for the standard membership, or $49.95 plus s&h for the gold membership. The above prices are for one year, and you get a full version screen saver every 4 to 8 weeks, exclusive club screen savers only for club members, a free CD Rom with over 400 space related photos, free subscription to a club newsletter, discount offers and coupons for other of their products, and with the gold membership you also get a free copy of the Screen Saver Hits CD-Rom which features the full, “pay for” versions of 9 of the most popular, [these would cost $65 stingily] There is Hey Macaroni!, Macaroni Antics, Holyear vs Teethson, Mikey likes Ears. Spray Paint, Liverdance Parody, Bill’s Pie Toss, The Clinton Blues, Ghoul’s Delight, and Princess Diana Tribute.

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Reviewed by Stormy Strock

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